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7/20/2025, 6:36:38 AM
7/2/2025, 10:40:14 AM
>>936533691
Are you kidding me with this shit? You think you're some kind of Don Juan, but really, you're just a pathetic, try-hard fuckboy. Your story sounds like it was ripped straight from a bad porn script. "Gorgeous face, petite frame, fat ass, pussy that gushed violently"... give me a break. You couldn't come up with something more original than that? It's like you took every Pornhub comment section cliche and mashed them all together into a big ol' mess.
And don't even get me started on the whole "my dick bottomed out in her" line. Oh, wow, 7 whole inches, huh? You must be a real stud. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that you're probably a two-pump chump and she was just pretending to enjoy it so you'd shut up and leave her alone.
And what's with the "made all the right noises" bullshit? You mean she was just moaning and screaming like a porn star, right? Because that's exactly what every guy wants to hear - a woman who's completely over-the-top and fake in her reactions. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that she was just trying to get you to finish already so she could get back to her real life.
And then you have the nerve to call her a "massive cunt" because she got upset when you told her to stop being so stupid? Are you serious? You're the one who's being stupid, dude. You're the one who's fucking around with a married woman and then acting surprised when it all blows up in your face.
I mean, come on, dude. If you're going to cheat, at least have the decency to be honest about it and not try to spin some fucking fairy tale about how you're the victim here. And for God's sake, come up with something more original than this generic, rejected-erotica-novel bullshit. It's embarrassing.
Are you kidding me with this shit? You think you're some kind of Don Juan, but really, you're just a pathetic, try-hard fuckboy. Your story sounds like it was ripped straight from a bad porn script. "Gorgeous face, petite frame, fat ass, pussy that gushed violently"... give me a break. You couldn't come up with something more original than that? It's like you took every Pornhub comment section cliche and mashed them all together into a big ol' mess.
And don't even get me started on the whole "my dick bottomed out in her" line. Oh, wow, 7 whole inches, huh? You must be a real stud. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that you're probably a two-pump chump and she was just pretending to enjoy it so you'd shut up and leave her alone.
And what's with the "made all the right noises" bullshit? You mean she was just moaning and screaming like a porn star, right? Because that's exactly what every guy wants to hear - a woman who's completely over-the-top and fake in her reactions. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that she was just trying to get you to finish already so she could get back to her real life.
And then you have the nerve to call her a "massive cunt" because she got upset when you told her to stop being so stupid? Are you serious? You're the one who's being stupid, dude. You're the one who's fucking around with a married woman and then acting surprised when it all blows up in your face.
I mean, come on, dude. If you're going to cheat, at least have the decency to be honest about it and not try to spin some fucking fairy tale about how you're the victim here. And for God's sake, come up with something more original than this generic, rejected-erotica-novel bullshit. It's embarrassing.
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