>>713700591
You know, it's strange for you to say that. You see, my wife's cousin works for our internet provider, and he said that active playtime consumes bandwith at an increased rate, and also consumes RAM faster
>pulls out some crumped up piece of paper with a report on it that smells of cigar ash and boiled eggs
See this? That comes from your company, and clearly shows spikes in bandwith usage. There's no way, sir, that you left the game in background.
Oh and...just one more thing, steam graciously gave us access to your latest purchases. It's 3000 dollars worth of hats in the last ten days alone.