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7/19/2025, 12:30:49 PM
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>Negro #1: My kinde sir! It has come to my attenfions that youre mother is of an especially great mass, so much so that fhe may be at risk of fracturing the carriage-way upon strolling about our faire township!
>Negro #2: Ruffian! My mother is of a normal and healthy weight; no such damages occur as fhe transverses her way to the high street! I would have you know; I bring with me goode word that it is in fact your mother whos rotundity impedes the general flow of pedestrians about the lanes!
>Negro #1: Hark! The posterior of your mother is upon us! I attest to thif due to the looming shadowe cast over us, blotting the suns radiance! Oh! I have mistaken; this large shadowe is but casted from the Knickerbocker bank building; it being just twelve story tall and of a quarter block diameter is quite too small to have cafted a shadowe equitable with the tallowy purchase of your mothers rear endowement!
>Negro #2: I shall restrain you and subject you to a rasping with my fellow here for such dishonesties!
>Negro #3: Yes!
>Negro #1: Then you shall have at you my deringer which I had sent for just weeks ago from the fmiths of O'Toole & Sons of Baltimore and I shall hold it in what is called "tenement style"
>Negro #2: Arghe!; I have been impaled by the musketballs from your pistol! The ridigity of death harkens me!
>Negro #3: Yes!
>Negro #1: I fhall retreat before the arrival of the constabulary, as I have many warrantes for my rogue-like behavior at the stage coach after several brandys!
>Negro #1: My kinde sir! It has come to my attenfions that youre mother is of an especially great mass, so much so that fhe may be at risk of fracturing the carriage-way upon strolling about our faire township!
>Negro #2: Ruffian! My mother is of a normal and healthy weight; no such damages occur as fhe transverses her way to the high street! I would have you know; I bring with me goode word that it is in fact your mother whos rotundity impedes the general flow of pedestrians about the lanes!
>Negro #1: Hark! The posterior of your mother is upon us! I attest to thif due to the looming shadowe cast over us, blotting the suns radiance! Oh! I have mistaken; this large shadowe is but casted from the Knickerbocker bank building; it being just twelve story tall and of a quarter block diameter is quite too small to have cafted a shadowe equitable with the tallowy purchase of your mothers rear endowement!
>Negro #2: I shall restrain you and subject you to a rasping with my fellow here for such dishonesties!
>Negro #3: Yes!
>Negro #1: Then you shall have at you my deringer which I had sent for just weeks ago from the fmiths of O'Toole & Sons of Baltimore and I shall hold it in what is called "tenement style"
>Negro #2: Arghe!; I have been impaled by the musketballs from your pistol! The ridigity of death harkens me!
>Negro #3: Yes!
>Negro #1: I fhall retreat before the arrival of the constabulary, as I have many warrantes for my rogue-like behavior at the stage coach after several brandys!
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