>dude man ARAM is chill bro it so much fun!
>same handful of broken champs show up each game
>games are instant losses at champ select
>team with snowball engage usually wins
>guess I'll dodge
>uh oh you're locked out of all queues for 10 hours!!!!
>game with 100+ characters and any of these showing up 12% of the time across all games
>hmm the broken nigger character that was literally just released his S+ god tier and has an extremely high pick rate on the "random" map how odd hmmmm
>don't worry guys we're wasting time on ARAM balance to fix it
>now you get... CHAMPION CARDS so you can roll the same broken champs!!!!!
This game has 2 fucking maps and one is in a permanent state of absolute dog shit and it will NEVER be fixed because the subhuman apes who play this game just eat it up

Yes I'm so fucking garbage at the game I'll play 30+ games of aram a day where I have no agency over where I win or lose! Its chill bro!!!!!! Yes I only play ARAMS but I have 200+ skins!!!!! I'm not a subhuman faggot!