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6/30/2025, 5:41:48 PM
>>149210653
>HELLO MY GOOD MAN, I AM THE PUBE MUPPET. I HAVE ARRIVED AT THIS 4CHAN THREAD TO REQUEST SOME ITEMS AND SERVICES, FRIENDLY SHOPKEEPER. FIRST, I WANT ALL THE IMAGES ON THIS THREAD TO BE REPLACED WITH PICTURES OF ME AND MY PUBIC FAMILY ENGAGING IN HOMOEROTICISM. SECOND OF ALL, I WANT MY OWN BOARD CALLED /pubemuppet/ WHERE MILLIONS OF MY ADORING FANS CAN HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH ME AND ALSO WATCH ME BEING REALLY GAY. I WILL HAVE EVERY FEMALE POSTER BANNED FROM THE BOARD SO ONLY HOT BEEFY HUNKS CAN STARE AT MY SEXINESS. I WILL HAVE BIG FAT FAGGOTS JIGGLE THEIR MANBOOBS IN MY FACE SO I CAN GET A SPICY REDHOT BONER. I WILL UPLOAD MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF TERABYTES OF ME SHAKING MY ASS IN MY PIECE OF SHIT WEBCAM FROM LIKE 1999. I WILL START A STREAMING WEBSITE WHERE FANS CAN SEE ME FUCK A BILLION MIDGETS WITH RUBBER DILDOS FOR ARMS AND LEGS AND PAY FOR THE PREMIUM SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE. IN THIS SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE, I WILL GO TO EACH AND EVERY USER'S HOUSE TO SHOW MY HOT THROBBING PECKER LIVE IN ACTION. IT'S KIND OF LIKE HOW THE POPE KISSES BABIES BUT MUCH MORE EROTIC. I WILL THEN TAKE MY MAGICAL FLYING CAR TO THE SEXY PLANET JUPITER WHERE I WILL HAVE AN ALIEN POOP IN MY MOUTH AND SPANK ME LIKE THE MIDGET FATHER. I WOULD ALSO LIKE SOME POTATO CHIPS, BUT NOT JUST ANY POTATO CHIPS, THE POTATO CHIPS MUST BE NACHO CHEESE FLAVOR. I WOULD ALSO LIKE SOME POOP FLAVORED CIGARETTES. YES, THAT WILL BE SWELL!
>I'm sorry, sir, but we are all out of nacho cheese flavor potato chips. Would you like some cool ranch instead?
>...WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT KIND OF NASTY GAY ASS PIECE OF SHIT ESTABLISHMENT IS THIS. FUCK OFF AND LET ME BE.
>Wait a minute, sir, the nacho cheese potato chips are up my ass. My bad.
>HELLO MY GOOD MAN, I AM THE PUBE MUPPET. I HAVE ARRIVED AT THIS 4CHAN THREAD TO REQUEST SOME ITEMS AND SERVICES, FRIENDLY SHOPKEEPER. FIRST, I WANT ALL THE IMAGES ON THIS THREAD TO BE REPLACED WITH PICTURES OF ME AND MY PUBIC FAMILY ENGAGING IN HOMOEROTICISM. SECOND OF ALL, I WANT MY OWN BOARD CALLED /pubemuppet/ WHERE MILLIONS OF MY ADORING FANS CAN HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH ME AND ALSO WATCH ME BEING REALLY GAY. I WILL HAVE EVERY FEMALE POSTER BANNED FROM THE BOARD SO ONLY HOT BEEFY HUNKS CAN STARE AT MY SEXINESS. I WILL HAVE BIG FAT FAGGOTS JIGGLE THEIR MANBOOBS IN MY FACE SO I CAN GET A SPICY REDHOT BONER. I WILL UPLOAD MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF TERABYTES OF ME SHAKING MY ASS IN MY PIECE OF SHIT WEBCAM FROM LIKE 1999. I WILL START A STREAMING WEBSITE WHERE FANS CAN SEE ME FUCK A BILLION MIDGETS WITH RUBBER DILDOS FOR ARMS AND LEGS AND PAY FOR THE PREMIUM SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE. IN THIS SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE, I WILL GO TO EACH AND EVERY USER'S HOUSE TO SHOW MY HOT THROBBING PECKER LIVE IN ACTION. IT'S KIND OF LIKE HOW THE POPE KISSES BABIES BUT MUCH MORE EROTIC. I WILL THEN TAKE MY MAGICAL FLYING CAR TO THE SEXY PLANET JUPITER WHERE I WILL HAVE AN ALIEN POOP IN MY MOUTH AND SPANK ME LIKE THE MIDGET FATHER. I WOULD ALSO LIKE SOME POTATO CHIPS, BUT NOT JUST ANY POTATO CHIPS, THE POTATO CHIPS MUST BE NACHO CHEESE FLAVOR. I WOULD ALSO LIKE SOME POOP FLAVORED CIGARETTES. YES, THAT WILL BE SWELL!
>I'm sorry, sir, but we are all out of nacho cheese flavor potato chips. Would you like some cool ranch instead?
>...WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT KIND OF NASTY GAY ASS PIECE OF SHIT ESTABLISHMENT IS THIS. FUCK OFF AND LET ME BE.
>Wait a minute, sir, the nacho cheese potato chips are up my ass. My bad.
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