Brother subbed a gobbo nut, he subbed it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paypigged for a slime
She put the slime in the gobbo nut, she drank 'em both up
She put the slime in the gobbo nut, she drank 'em both up
She put the slime in the gobbo nut, she drank 'em both up

She put the lime in the gobbo nut, she called the janny
Woke him up and said, "Janny, ain't there nothin' I can take
I say, janny, to relieve this banny ache?
I say, janny, ain't there nothin' I can take
I say, janny, to relieve this banny ache?"

>"Coconut" by Harry Nilsson