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6/20/2025, 6:02:15 PM
>Frank, did you hear? Bed Bath & Beyond is back from bankruptcy.
>That’s great news, Ed. I haven’t had a decent bath, bed, or… beyond in months.
>They say they’re rebranding.
>They should. Last time I went in, I asked for Egyptian cotton and walked out with a blender, a doormat, and a deep sense of regret.
>What’s the “beyond” part even mean?
>No one knows, Ed. It’s like Narnia — you step through a curtain and suddenly you’re buying scented rocks for $49.99.
>That’s great news, Ed. I haven’t had a decent bath, bed, or… beyond in months.
>They say they’re rebranding.
>They should. Last time I went in, I asked for Egyptian cotton and walked out with a blender, a doormat, and a deep sense of regret.
>What’s the “beyond” part even mean?
>No one knows, Ed. It’s like Narnia — you step through a curtain and suddenly you’re buying scented rocks for $49.99.
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