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>BTFOing Anubia in negotiations and watching as her smug smile is wiped off her face, knowing she met her match
>seeing Anubia think insanely high of herself only for her to get angry at high shelves of all things
>headpatting Anubia while being well aware that she's desperate to not be seen as a child (but she secretly likes it anyway)
>Anubia throwing temper tantrums and you being the only one who can calm her down
>Anubia stops sending drones to your house out of jealousy once you start doing unspeakable acts to them (and she has to watch, listen to and possibly FEEL all of it)
>Anubia giving you the best financial tips in existence (and sometimes trying to get you to invest into her stocks)
>getting intimate and caressing Anubia's lich bones (they're warm)
>loving Anubia
>marrying Anubia
>Anubia
She's unironically the thinking, intellectual man's pick and it's not unexpected that a simpleton who only cares about carnal pleasure such as yourself wouldn't get it.