amorcrafto recently seen plapping bunda's up and down the copacabana, contracting and transmitting several novel strains of HPV, HIV, and chancroid, and spending the sum total of the "Call of the Chancla's" advance on crack cocaine from the dealer known as "The Mad Arab." eyewitnesses recount that the cumulative effects of his sexual curses have given his a "fish-like appearance," and that he spends much of waking day in a state of psychosis (theorised in part caused by syphilis), ranting about (trans.) "worms, wheels, and a tentacled eyes" of "improssible proportion"