>be me, mtf
>living with gf in her parents house
>playing stanley parable, achievement hunting
>gf comes back from bathroom rushing and panicking
>lays down on bed in doggy position, takes off skirt
>confused, ask whats wrong
>"my dad kicked me out of the bathroom when i wasnt finished i need you to lick the poop off my ass"
>look at ass, there is poop near her pussy indeed
>bewildered
>"wtf is this real"
>"yes, please help"
>argue back and forth a bit bc im so confused
>says if i used to eat my poop i can eat hers (it was only one time when i was a 15 yr old fucked up gooner okay)
>finally agree
>lick her ass clean and wipe it up with napkins

honestly didnt even taste that bad, plus i was basically eating her ass so i got horny
she goes to download mods for rivals of aether with our other gf while im typing this