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6/28/2025, 2:07:43 PM
>Okay, players, you’re going to have to imagine this scene that I’ll read out to you
>Please don’t zone out as I read you purple prose descriptions of, uh, sylvan sentinel forests and verdant, emeraldine sward
>The monster is next to you all of the sudden, oh, no, it’s over there but I won’t keep track of it, we’ll just say it hits you
>There’s still a few NPCs left and you’re just going to attack the closest because that’s the only thing you should ever do
>Oh, I forgot to mention that
>Please don’t zone out as I read you purple prose descriptions of, uh, sylvan sentinel forests and verdant, emeraldine sward
>The monster is next to you all of the sudden, oh, no, it’s over there but I won’t keep track of it, we’ll just say it hits you
>There’s still a few NPCs left and you’re just going to attack the closest because that’s the only thing you should ever do
>Oh, I forgot to mention that
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