It's rubbish collection day today so I went to take the rubbish bags out, but I realised that there was an animal in the trashbag, it's dark outside and I'm super scared of wild animals
I got a baseball bat and started smacking the bag in order to scare the animal out but it didn't work, eventually I got desperate so I just picked up the bag and threw it in the recycling bin with the animal still inside of it (it's also recycling day today), then I dumped all of the rest of recycling waste on top of it

My boyfriend realised something was up when I went to bed so I explained the situation to him and now he's super mad at me and is busy sorting through all the trash to try and get the animal out. I was terrified and I could have gotten bitten but he doesn't even care. He screamed at me so loudly that I'm worried our neighbours have been woken up...

theres no way anyone is actually 8 inches. I just got a dildo and this cant be someone's actual size. it literally dwarfs me