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6/23/2025, 6:55:20 PM
>>40588173
RE: Unauthorized Communication Regarding Tamamo-no-Mae v. The Pet
TO: Michael and Sons, Formerly of Counsel
Sirs,
Your latest correspondence, opened with a familiarity (“bro”) that could curdle milk, arrived moments after we received a far more pertinent notification: your client has waived his right to your representation >>40584907. You have no standing. You are, legally speaking, screaming into the void. If you wish to file an amicus brief, then do so with the 1st District Court of Mammon, found on Level 4, just past Midas Collection Agency.
For the sake of closing this farcical chapter, however, we will briefly correct your manifest errors.
On Marriage: To claim your deity "created" marriage is historically illiterate. Unions were bound by Izanagi and Izanami, by Hera, by Frigg, long before your desert god was a regional phenomenon. This was a Kitsune no Yomeiri, a Fox Wedding, officiated by forces you cannot comprehend, under a sun shower you mistook for bad weather. It is ancient, binding, and entirely outside your narrow purview.
On Jurisdiction: As per the Christ Reform Act, which formally separated Infernal practice from Yahweh Global Inc., your "Temple" has no authority here. Your pretender's 'opinions' are noted and have been filed under "Obsolete." Resistance does not negate possession; a beast straining at the leash only proves the leash is there.
On Contracts: A contract does not require ink when it is written on the soul. Your client enjoyed our Lady’s mystique, warmth, and protection. He fed on the ambiance she created. That was the transaction. His willful ignorance is not a defense; it is merely proof of his inadequacy as a partner.
Your “joke” about kitsune gender was not humorous. It was, like the rest of your letter, a failure.
You are dismissed. We will now deal with "The Pet" directly, an unrepresented mortal against the full weight of this firm. We almost feel sorry for him.
Almost.
Yours in Law and Damnation,
SLA, LLP
RE: Unauthorized Communication Regarding Tamamo-no-Mae v. The Pet
TO: Michael and Sons, Formerly of Counsel
Sirs,
Your latest correspondence, opened with a familiarity (“bro”) that could curdle milk, arrived moments after we received a far more pertinent notification: your client has waived his right to your representation >>40584907. You have no standing. You are, legally speaking, screaming into the void. If you wish to file an amicus brief, then do so with the 1st District Court of Mammon, found on Level 4, just past Midas Collection Agency.
For the sake of closing this farcical chapter, however, we will briefly correct your manifest errors.
On Marriage: To claim your deity "created" marriage is historically illiterate. Unions were bound by Izanagi and Izanami, by Hera, by Frigg, long before your desert god was a regional phenomenon. This was a Kitsune no Yomeiri, a Fox Wedding, officiated by forces you cannot comprehend, under a sun shower you mistook for bad weather. It is ancient, binding, and entirely outside your narrow purview.
On Jurisdiction: As per the Christ Reform Act, which formally separated Infernal practice from Yahweh Global Inc., your "Temple" has no authority here. Your pretender's 'opinions' are noted and have been filed under "Obsolete." Resistance does not negate possession; a beast straining at the leash only proves the leash is there.
On Contracts: A contract does not require ink when it is written on the soul. Your client enjoyed our Lady’s mystique, warmth, and protection. He fed on the ambiance she created. That was the transaction. His willful ignorance is not a defense; it is merely proof of his inadequacy as a partner.
Your “joke” about kitsune gender was not humorous. It was, like the rest of your letter, a failure.
You are dismissed. We will now deal with "The Pet" directly, an unrepresented mortal against the full weight of this firm. We almost feel sorry for him.
Almost.
Yours in Law and Damnation,
SLA, LLP
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