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>At the decepticon lab
>Megatron: "Shockwave you better not be experimenting on the human I already told you we our hostage alive so that we can trick the autowhores"
>Shockwave: "Don't worry my Lady I assure you i'm doing nothing that would harm his health in fact I have already learned quite a few interesting things about human males using painless methods"
>Megatron: "And that is?"
>Shockwave: "Well for starters they seem to have a fixation for breasts our hostage couldn't keep his eyes off mine"
>Spike: "I already told you I wasn't staring!"
>Shockwave: "And also-"
>Megatron: "What is that in his pants!? Is he hiding a weapon? He dares to raise his weapon at me!?"
>Spike: "uh oh"
>Shockwave: "Oh that is what I was gonna talk about aparently human males have a rod in the middle of their legs alongside two balls attached to it"
>Megatron: "Why do they have that?"
>Shockwave: "No clue I tried to ask him but his face turned red and he refused to respond"
>Lady Megatron prooceds to poke Spike's bulge with her finger
>Megatron: "Just when I thought humans couldn't be more pathetic can't even answer simple questions"
>Spike: "H-hey don't touch me especially there!"
>Megatron: "Don't you order me human I touch whatever I please"
>Shockwave: "Fascinating it's growing in size I wonder what else can it do"
>Spike: 'Oh man I don't know how much longer I can handle this... I just hope Bee and the others are on their way to rescue me"
>Meanwhile
>Optimus: "Cliffjumper I don't get why are you so worked up about this if our ally wants to change their name we should support them"
>Cliffjumper: "OPTIMUS SHE WANTS TO CHANGE HER NAME TO REACHAROUND"
>Optimus: "So what? It sounds like a nice name and it fits her she is really good at reaching things"
>Bumblebee: "My girlfriend-senses are tingling"
>>148995241
>>148995054
>At the decepticon lab
>Megatron: "Shockwave you better not be experimenting on the human I already told you we our hostage alive so that we can trick the autowhores"
>Shockwave: "Don't worry my Lady I assure you i'm doing nothing that would harm his health in fact I have already learned quite a few interesting things about human males using painless methods"
>Megatron: "And that is?"
>Shockwave: "Well for starters they seem to have a fixation for breasts our hostage couldn't keep his eyes off mine"
>Spike: "I already told you I wasn't staring!"
>Shockwave: "And also-"
>Megatron: "What is that in his pants!? Is he hiding a weapon? He dares to raise his weapon at me!?"
>Spike: "uh oh"
>Shockwave: "Oh that is what I was gonna talk about aparently human males have a rod in the middle of their legs alongside two balls attached to it"
>Megatron: "Why do they have that?"
>Shockwave: "No clue I tried to ask him but his face turned red and he refused to respond"
>Lady Megatron prooceds to poke Spike's bulge with her finger
>Megatron: "Just when I thought humans couldn't be more pathetic can't even answer simple questions"
>Spike: "H-hey don't touch me especially there!"
>Megatron: "Don't you order me human I touch whatever I please"
>Shockwave: "Fascinating it's growing in size I wonder what else can it do"
>Spike: 'Oh man I don't know how much longer I can handle this... I just hope Bee and the others are on their way to rescue me"
>Meanwhile
>Optimus: "Cliffjumper I don't get why are you so worked up about this if our ally wants to change their name we should support them"
>Cliffjumper: "OPTIMUS SHE WANTS TO CHANGE HER NAME TO REACHAROUND"
>Optimus: "So what? It sounds like a nice name and it fits her she is really good at reaching things"
>Bumblebee: "My girlfriend-senses are tingling"
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