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7/13/2025, 10:43:44 AM
>be me
>Peterborough policewoman
>spend last £9 on Greggs coffee and one sausage roll
>coffee colder than my will to serve
>get call-out to migrant hotel
>“white male filming”
>rock up expecting drama
>some bloke covered in scrambled egg, ranting about taxpayer money
>says security shoved him into the breakfast buffet
>look inside
>omelette station, fruit platters, even mini croissants
>my coffee tastes like radiator water
>approach the man covered in scrambled egg
>claims he got pushed into the luxury buffet by security
>security = two blokes
>one African, one Pakistani
>neither speak English beyond "Problem!" and "Camera bad!"
>neither have SIA licences
>one hands me a bus pass as ID
>eggman keeps saying “this is public property” and quoting the Magna Carta
>migrants standing around eating salmon and fresh waffles
>some filming the chaos for TikTok
>I sip my sad Greggs coffee
>one migrant offers me a pain au chocolat in exchange for a kiss
>Peterborough policewoman
>spend last £9 on Greggs coffee and one sausage roll
>coffee colder than my will to serve
>get call-out to migrant hotel
>“white male filming”
>rock up expecting drama
>some bloke covered in scrambled egg, ranting about taxpayer money
>says security shoved him into the breakfast buffet
>look inside
>omelette station, fruit platters, even mini croissants
>my coffee tastes like radiator water
>approach the man covered in scrambled egg
>claims he got pushed into the luxury buffet by security
>security = two blokes
>one African, one Pakistani
>neither speak English beyond "Problem!" and "Camera bad!"
>neither have SIA licences
>one hands me a bus pass as ID
>eggman keeps saying “this is public property” and quoting the Magna Carta
>migrants standing around eating salmon and fresh waffles
>some filming the chaos for TikTok
>I sip my sad Greggs coffee
>one migrant offers me a pain au chocolat in exchange for a kiss
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