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They’re calling it the worst Moogle event in history. Everyone’s saying it, and frankly, I agree. Total disaster. You used to get mounts, emotes, glamour, the good stuff, the best stuff. Now? You're grinding for earrings representing a kink. Earrings! What am I, an anal obsessed femlala? A moonie into sleep sex? Ridiculous.

I looked at the rewards, folks, and I said, is this a joke? Triple Triad cards nobody asked for, Gwibers that look like they were made in five minutes by sleepy Lalafells, and tomestones. Tomestones of mendacity, dishonesty, maybe even treason, I don’t know. Some say it's worse than Stormblood crafting. That's how bad it is.

Back when I was raiding; very successfully I might add, I cleared Binding Coil on day one, people forget that, we had real incentives. Now the Warriors of Light are forced to run Praetorium again. Again! It takes longer than a CNN fact check, and you still can’t skip the cutscenes. Unbelievable.

We’re going to make the Moogle Treasure Trove great again, folks. Better rewards, faster queues, no more Orbonne Monastery unless you're a masochist. And we're bringing back the Namazu earrings, the classy ones, not these new ones that look like they were made by the Scions during a coffee break. Maybe we'll even add an Odder Otter earring.

I talked to the one known as Mowgli. Great guy, a little whiny, but smart. He agrees. Total failure of an event. Sad!