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7/1/2025, 3:56:22 PM
An A.I's review of Iyo chances of winning old WWE Diva Gimmick Matches
>1. Kimono: This cultural twist on the Evening Gown Match is right up Iyo's alley. Her comfort with the ring attire matched with her ring speed gives her a superior advantage and will have all of her opponents saying "Sayonara" to their kimonos!
>2. Bra & Panties: As with the Kimono match, Iyo's speed and ability to counter and set up sneak attacks to strip her opponent give her an edge this match. Only a handful of women would even have the chance to get one piece of clothing off of her so don't count on seeing Iyo in her Bra & Panties anytime soon.
>3. Evening Gown Match: Similar to Bra and Panties, but with longer dresses. Movement will be more restricted, slightly dulling her agility advantage, though still winnable for her with the right opportunity. She'll probably still be able to walk the red carpet but the probability of a wardrobe malfunction isn't out of the question.
>4. Paddle on a Pole: Her speed, agility, and ring awareness will carry her to win over most of the roster but she may find herself in trouble with taller, stronger opponents. As long as she isn't in the ring with Raquel Rodriguez or Nia Jax, Iyo will probably be the one doing the spanking.
>5. Pudding: This match is highly limiting for high-flyers and completely cancels out her biggest advantage. She may still win by being clever but more than likely she will be face down and drowning in pudding.
>6. Thong Stinkface: This match rewards size, power, keeping your opponent down, and having a big butt. None of these apply to Iyo Sky. Even with all her skills, she'll most often end up being on the losing end of this humiliating match. The best she can hope for is an opponent with a smaller butt that won't completely smother her face.
>1. Kimono: This cultural twist on the Evening Gown Match is right up Iyo's alley. Her comfort with the ring attire matched with her ring speed gives her a superior advantage and will have all of her opponents saying "Sayonara" to their kimonos!
>2. Bra & Panties: As with the Kimono match, Iyo's speed and ability to counter and set up sneak attacks to strip her opponent give her an edge this match. Only a handful of women would even have the chance to get one piece of clothing off of her so don't count on seeing Iyo in her Bra & Panties anytime soon.
>3. Evening Gown Match: Similar to Bra and Panties, but with longer dresses. Movement will be more restricted, slightly dulling her agility advantage, though still winnable for her with the right opportunity. She'll probably still be able to walk the red carpet but the probability of a wardrobe malfunction isn't out of the question.
>4. Paddle on a Pole: Her speed, agility, and ring awareness will carry her to win over most of the roster but she may find herself in trouble with taller, stronger opponents. As long as she isn't in the ring with Raquel Rodriguez or Nia Jax, Iyo will probably be the one doing the spanking.
>5. Pudding: This match is highly limiting for high-flyers and completely cancels out her biggest advantage. She may still win by being clever but more than likely she will be face down and drowning in pudding.
>6. Thong Stinkface: This match rewards size, power, keeping your opponent down, and having a big butt. None of these apply to Iyo Sky. Even with all her skills, she'll most often end up being on the losing end of this humiliating match. The best she can hope for is an opponent with a smaller butt that won't completely smother her face.
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