Thinking about how God blessed my fat bitch ex wife Denpa with big titties but no birthing hips to match them. Well, you can always rope and reroll Denpa!~
I don't think my dumb fat bitch ex wife ego searches here anymore and I'm happy for her because that probably wasn't great for her already shitty mental health. I think the only thing worse for Denpa's mental health is existing.
Playing 5D chess with my dumb fat bitch ex wife Denpa by stealing her iPhone. You see, I stole it and copied all the information while leaving the GPS on so it can be found and now Denpa knows of my existence also I bugged her phone.
Pouring malt liquor over my fat bitch ex wife Denpa to cool her off in the traditional Newfie way. Just straight tall boys of Steel Reserve fresh from the gas station. Bottles of Colt 45 dripping off her fat Newfie titties into a kiddie pool for me to drink from