>CRITTA YOU STUPID FUCKING PRIMORDIAL HEAD SHRINKING UNEVOLVED SAVAGE JUNGLE MONKEY BABOON DEADSHIT NIGGER ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS CATCH THE BLOODY BALL YOU DUMB SPEAR CHUCKING SPASTIC FUCK YOU FUCKED ME MULTI YOU DOG CUNT DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY JOB APPLICATIONS I HAD TO SUBMIT TO GET THAT MONEY? LITTLE BRAITHAN AND SHANAELAH ARE GOING TO GO HUNGRY THIS WEEK CAUSE OF YOU I SHOULDA JUST PLAYED THE FUCKEN POKIES I KNEW RELYING ON FUCKING BLACK CANNIBAL ISLAND GORILLAS LIKE YOU WAS A MISTAKE I BET YOU WOULDA CAUGHT THAT BALL IF IT WAS A COCONUT YOU USELESS CUNT FUCK ME DEAD WE SHOULD DEPORT YOU BACK TO SAMOA YOU USELESS CUNT HOW THE FUCK IS YOUR NAME STEPHEN CRICHTON BY THE WAY WAS YOUR GREAT-GREAT-GREAT GRANDFATHER SCOTTISH AND THAT'S YOUR ONLY EUROPEAN ANCESTOR OR SOMETHING?

Now let's take a look at the boganoids favourite sports:

>Cricket
Australia's current best player and future GOAT: Sam Konstas
>AFL
Current best player: Nick Daicos
Runner up: Marcus Bontempelli
>NRL
Current best player: James Tedesco, who took the title of best player from Anthony Minichiello
>Rugby Union
Australia's all time GOAT: David Campese

have you ever met an australian?

>ASHLEY KLEIN YOU'RE MY MUL- I MEAN THE SPECTACLE OF ORIGIN