Waifu Thread.

Abandonad toda esperanza, los que aquí entráis.

For those who keep traditions alive in spite of time and tribulations:

>State and talk about your wife, that, is an order
>Restrain from claiming already claimed wives
>"Stealing" is an action as meaningless as your existence
>Oversexualized content is severly discouraged
>Being three dimensional only means being able to be garbage in three diferent ways
>Puto el que lo lea
>If trashtalk, do it with style and originality
>Never give up on your dreams; keep sleeping
>RP in any of its variants is strictly prohibited
>The character attached to your posts is a completely diferent entity from your own
>Restrain yourself from being a massive faggot
>There arent any voices outside, youre just imagining things
>A grand total of zero people care about your drama, cease it
>If you are here, you are seeking to be in hell; there arent any seats, fuck you
>With no wife backing you up your opinion is null and void
>Gaze up at the darkness
>Embrace oblivion
>And enjoy your time here

There is a melody playing in the distance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XX5YKlpp_0w

Todays inquirement: If you asked your waifu if she wants children or not, what do you think she would answer?