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5/17/2025, 4:48:03 AM
Oh God, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man! If you didn’t have a heart anymore, you probably would have given yourself a heart attack when you noticed yourself in the mirror this morning! Why the hell did you have to transform into something you're so scared of you feel like throwing up every time you look in the mirror but you can't because you think you have no stomach!?
You’re a fucking monster, and you’re terrifying as shit too, so you can’t even do what some of the weaker ones do and pretend to be a weird animal! Hell, you’re pretty sure this robe is actually like, part of your fucking body now because you can’t take it off! Not to mention there’s a fucking scythe that just manifested out of nowhere! You debated trying to get rid of it, but that feels like a… bad idea, it’s technically part of your body now, right???
It’s just a matter of fucking time before some hero swoops in! It doesn’t matter if you surrender or play nice either- plenty of heroes kill surrendering monsters just to boost up their numbers! No one gives a shit because they’re monsters and they usually already killed someone, but you’re really wishing you at least made a token donation to those fringe monster rights groups!! What the hell did you deserve to do this!?! All you wanted to do was not die!
However, before you can finish panicking, you hear a knock on the door. Shit, it’s your landlord.
>“Oi, you freaking shut-in! You promised you would hand in your damn rent a week in advance in exchange for last month! I’m here to collect!”
You hear the door open as he uses his master key
>“Aw forget it, I’m fucking coming in, I’m evicting your sorry ass if you don’t have it!”
For once in your life, you actually do have the rent money since you only visited the doctor once a week instead of twice this month. However, handing it to him like this is a FUCKING TERRIBLE IDEA!
>”...Jesus, I hope you remembered you pay the AC bill, it’s fucking freezing in here! What are you trying to do, freeze yourself until the world finds out how to make people immortal, you health freak!?”
OH SHIT HE’S ALREADY INSIDE AND GETTING CLOSER
>Hide! HIDE! HIDE! If he sees you, he’s going to call the heroes and they’re going to kill you!
>Fuck it! Barrel past him and run away!
>Balls to the wall, just hand him the money and hope nothing goes wrong!
>Shit, shit! You’re going to have to kill him! It’s him or you, and he’s a shitty landlord, so like, it’s justified kind of I think!!?!?
>write in
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You’re a fucking monster, and you’re terrifying as shit too, so you can’t even do what some of the weaker ones do and pretend to be a weird animal! Hell, you’re pretty sure this robe is actually like, part of your fucking body now because you can’t take it off! Not to mention there’s a fucking scythe that just manifested out of nowhere! You debated trying to get rid of it, but that feels like a… bad idea, it’s technically part of your body now, right???
It’s just a matter of fucking time before some hero swoops in! It doesn’t matter if you surrender or play nice either- plenty of heroes kill surrendering monsters just to boost up their numbers! No one gives a shit because they’re monsters and they usually already killed someone, but you’re really wishing you at least made a token donation to those fringe monster rights groups!! What the hell did you deserve to do this!?! All you wanted to do was not die!
However, before you can finish panicking, you hear a knock on the door. Shit, it’s your landlord.
>“Oi, you freaking shut-in! You promised you would hand in your damn rent a week in advance in exchange for last month! I’m here to collect!”
You hear the door open as he uses his master key
>“Aw forget it, I’m fucking coming in, I’m evicting your sorry ass if you don’t have it!”
For once in your life, you actually do have the rent money since you only visited the doctor once a week instead of twice this month. However, handing it to him like this is a FUCKING TERRIBLE IDEA!
>”...Jesus, I hope you remembered you pay the AC bill, it’s fucking freezing in here! What are you trying to do, freeze yourself until the world finds out how to make people immortal, you health freak!?”
OH SHIT HE’S ALREADY INSIDE AND GETTING CLOSER
>Hide! HIDE! HIDE! If he sees you, he’s going to call the heroes and they’re going to kill you!
>Fuck it! Barrel past him and run away!
>Balls to the wall, just hand him the money and hope nothing goes wrong!
>Shit, shit! You’re going to have to kill him! It’s him or you, and he’s a shitty landlord, so like, it’s justified kind of I think!!?!?
>write in
>>6242863
>>6242850
>>6242845
>>6242804
>>6242837
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