>>512640016
If you're serious about it, just bite the bullet and save the rest of us the trouble. Lord knows, being American means you should have plenty of access to the the stuff.

I'd advise against it, though. We're living in fascinating times the likes of which have never been seen before. Wouldn't you want to stick around just to watch it all unfold? I know I would. It's one hell of a show, this period.