Official guide on being knocked up by these fine horsecats

>jamal "nankeem" king
Must be an asshole who hates americans
Have a multiple month long psychosis of bigfoot stalking you
Hijack 2 crystal meetups on thread OPs
Be caught shit talking in a discord server about americans and then bitch about being caught
Must achieve the feat of eiki shiki getting cucked by you who got cucked by eurodice binis getting cucked by soima tho getting cucked by romani archa getting cucked by ryun gaido getting cucked by bunny hole getting jointly cucked by eiki shiki again and vazi ayu logging the whole thing and leak it only to get cucked by sinrei white who gets cucked by falke albrecht getting cucked by t'owa while gar galon slobs on his hj0rse
Be of Chinese descent
Exiling americans from your clique for "degeneracy"
gossip like a little high school girl and leaks DMs to him
Must possess an equine penis of the onyx variant

>eurodice "horsus" bini
Must have had sex with nanky and vazi 9 times while eurodice watches
Offer 2 fantas and a name change for every plap
Recieve at least 23 joi sessions from the femra harem in idol
Your name must be part of the lyrics in suno.com/song/0657e264-9df1-46dd-a348-d35dead69799
Adventurer plate must contain a cry for help
Whine about trannies for three hours
Possess an equine penis of the obsidian variant
[OPTIONAL] Commence sexual assault during one of his many meltdowns


>nyaro "maro hibram" nyatasha
Must have had sex with mioh 4 times while maro watches
Be a biohole or a kongmarine, must have had sex once with kong
Offer 2 volumes of lalapedo porn
Must have schizoposted Shara and Alter twice
Tell him Mayo isn't watching
Must be plapped before the inevitable BPD meltdown and being a schizo target yourself
Cheat with three grown men behind Nankeems back and pretend it didn't happen
Possess an equine penis of the jet black variant