>MARVEL'S THE WEAKEST VERSE OF ALL TIME!
>ONLY WITH DC WE DRAW A TIE!
>MARVEL'S THE WEAKEST VERSE.....OF ALL TIME!
>WE'RE ALL SUB BUILDING MHA VICTIMS ALRIGHT!

*deku feels a surge in power. He draws upon the power of all of his vestiges, and sees all of the people who actually enjoy and read MHA unlike marvel's nonexistent readership who only cares about the scrimblo bimblo movies*
*he goes one million PLUS ULTRA to put the fries in miles' bag*
*miles grins, then responds by pulling a hamburger out of his pocket from bendis's shitty joke. They race at each other*

>*cue EPIC reddit guitar söylo while Peni's BVLLS DEKV and CHADgaraki clash BIG QUARK COCKs until the universe collapses from the strain boundless BQC holy FUARK!!!*

*reality is destroyed. Miles and deku get up*
"DA BWC WUZZNT YOUR QUIRK..."
"It was me."
"THEN, DEKOO...ILL GET GAPED BY YOU MYSELF"

>In every panel my feats are fake...
"IN BRIGHTEST DAY, IN BLACKEST NIGHT"
>No mountain or planet can I break...
"NO WHITE BVLL SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT"
>I cannot defeat the weakest verse of /a/...
"TO ALL WHO WORSHIP MARVEL'S MIGHT"
>NO MATTER...HOW HARD MY.......SHILLS.....PRAY!!!!!!!!!!
"BEHOLD MY WEAKNESS - ANIME'S JUST BETTER ALRIGHT!"

*miles and deku throw punches at each other, deku then accidentally kills miles with the air pressure of his punch*

>ONE FOR ALL OWNS ME!!!!!!!!!
>SPIDER-MAN I'LL NEVER BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Huh. I thought you were stronger."
*peni, Gwen, and rio show up*
"IZUKUUUUU, YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO IMPREGNATE US WITH YOUR SUPERIOR QVIRK SEED"
*deku grins*
"I thought you needed gaping."