Womens: why do some seem attracted to actual gay dudes? Would you ever be seduced by a gay/bi dude. Like would you be utterly gash locked if you saw a guy do anything gay? I’m seething because this mf at work gayer than James Charles and got a squad of girls smiling and giving him da look.

Second: is there a shit test that works quickly and painlessly to find if a woman (straight and mostly sane) is interested? Before the pandemic it was easy to drop breadcrumbs and get the approach over with. Now, personally, it feels like people are…different. The same breadcrumbs don’t work. I just basically want to know if women have a secret they’ve witnessed some smooth mf pull off.

Literally every woman I’ve approached this year has said she has a BF. Whether that’s true or not idc it’s just been a bad year.