>Shopping from Publix
You're paying an insane markup for shrinkflated products and rubbing elbows with nothing but faggot out-of-staters who fell for the memes about the subs. The subs aren't even that good anymore now that half of the deli workers are stoned zoomers and squatamalans.
Also threadly reminder for anyone reading this that if you weren't born in Florida you don't belong in Florida and you need to get the fuck out.