Bob Seger is the most boring man to ever live, who made the most boring music ever made. He made multiple entire albums of dirges for alcoholic middle aged men from the Midwest. I can think of a few fictional Bob Seger album titles:

>Bob Seger sings boring songs about being boring
>Bob Seger sings about his alimony payments to his two ex wives
>Bob Seger sings about how he got laid off from the sheet metal factory in Grand Rapids in a company downsizing
>Saturday Night spent at the local bar complaining to other drunks about his exes
Great stuff if you're a boomer who wants some idle background music to play in the car on a long road trip.