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6/30/2025, 2:42:37 AM
One brief explanation of a RADAR and several minutes later, Inngo returns from the kitchen and drops a pile of clothing onto the counter in front of you! Don’t worry… you moved your meal!
“Knock yourselves out,” He grunts as you and the gals immediately begin sifting through Clothes Mountain, “Mind the puke an’ blood, though.”
You preemptively scoot your breakfast far away from the pile before digging in! Fortunately there’s not as much blood and puke as you expected… and before long you come away with quite the treasure trove, actually!
“Well? Whaddaya think?”
Wh-WHO SAID THAT!?
“Down here, Ant.”
Oh. Oh! It takes you a moment and a few pokes to the leg, but you finally manage to locate TT when she bites you on your knee… hard! H-how is she invisible!?
Giggling to herself, the Durher reemerges as if out of thin air with a cheeky grin! “These goggles, Ant! You couldn’t see me if your life depended on it! Ain’t they neat?”
“Ooh, I know those!” Volka exclaims excitedly! “They’re SPIKING SHADES! Skogs wear ‘em in the East during Spiking Storms so their eyes don’t get stabbed ta’ Hell an’ back with ice crystals!”
What kind of Hellscape is this place-
“Huh. No wonder they fit so weird…” Grumbles the Durher as she idly slaps the goggles against the counter. “Hurts my ears, but I like ‘em!”
“Hehehe~ well save some enthusiasm for me, cuz’ check THIS out!” Turning to face Volka, you nearly do a double-take when you see what she’s wearing!
Where’d her tusks go?
“That’s the best part, Rook! They’re still here!” Snickers the Skog as her tusks magically reappear! “TUSK WARMERS! Nifty, ey? Betcha didn't even recognize me, didja? Admit it!”
Her tusks disappear once again.
“I got a hat too!”
“Ooh, that’s a good call….” Remarks TT’s disembodied voice. “Ant, help me pick out a hat!”
Hold on a sec, you grumble, you still gotta’ show them YOUR haul! Check THESE puppies out!
“Some’a dese’ might actually belong ta’ people here, so just grab one thing.” Warns Inngo! CRUD!
What choose?
>Thing A!
>Thing B!
>Doodad C!
>Wait, what’s THIS? (Write-In within reason, questers)
>Hey (Volka/TT), wanna trade?
“Knock yourselves out,” He grunts as you and the gals immediately begin sifting through Clothes Mountain, “Mind the puke an’ blood, though.”
You preemptively scoot your breakfast far away from the pile before digging in! Fortunately there’s not as much blood and puke as you expected… and before long you come away with quite the treasure trove, actually!
“Well? Whaddaya think?”
Wh-WHO SAID THAT!?
“Down here, Ant.”
Oh. Oh! It takes you a moment and a few pokes to the leg, but you finally manage to locate TT when she bites you on your knee… hard! H-how is she invisible!?
Giggling to herself, the Durher reemerges as if out of thin air with a cheeky grin! “These goggles, Ant! You couldn’t see me if your life depended on it! Ain’t they neat?”
“Ooh, I know those!” Volka exclaims excitedly! “They’re SPIKING SHADES! Skogs wear ‘em in the East during Spiking Storms so their eyes don’t get stabbed ta’ Hell an’ back with ice crystals!”
What kind of Hellscape is this place-
“Huh. No wonder they fit so weird…” Grumbles the Durher as she idly slaps the goggles against the counter. “Hurts my ears, but I like ‘em!”
“Hehehe~ well save some enthusiasm for me, cuz’ check THIS out!” Turning to face Volka, you nearly do a double-take when you see what she’s wearing!
Where’d her tusks go?
“That’s the best part, Rook! They’re still here!” Snickers the Skog as her tusks magically reappear! “TUSK WARMERS! Nifty, ey? Betcha didn't even recognize me, didja? Admit it!”
Her tusks disappear once again.
“I got a hat too!”
“Ooh, that’s a good call….” Remarks TT’s disembodied voice. “Ant, help me pick out a hat!”
Hold on a sec, you grumble, you still gotta’ show them YOUR haul! Check THESE puppies out!
“Some’a dese’ might actually belong ta’ people here, so just grab one thing.” Warns Inngo! CRUD!
What choose?
>Thing A!
>Thing B!
>Doodad C!
>Wait, what’s THIS? (Write-In within reason, questers)
>Hey (Volka/TT), wanna trade?
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