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8/3/2025, 11:18:40 PM
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“Oh, what DON’T we have!?!” The docent exclaims, eyes lighting up like floodlamps! “Th-there’s the exhibit detailing Umberal’s founding under the ancient Khorrozeh Empire, of course… with an actual CHUNK of Khorozzeh levitating architecture, no less! Oh, a-and a separate exhibit highlighting Trimbault Academy and magic as a whole… If more contemporary history is what you’re here for then we have ANOTHER exhibit detailing The Finder War and the events leading up to it including primary sources from the Chytree Mages AND Coalition Soldiers!”
Her gaze shifts over to Tzah-Tzie’s. “Y-your great, great, great grandfather might’ve fought in that one, l-little kit! H-heheh~”
“I’m not little.” Grumbles the Spinner, evoking a sound from the docent akin to a squeaky toy being boiled alive! “And I ain’t a kit.”
“O-of course not! Sincerest apologies, m-mistress!” You count about seven frantic bows before the Chytree continues. “A-and if you’re erm, ‘On the Warpath’ for… for WAR HISTORY, well, well there’s another exhibit on The Skog Wars as well… t-truly a bloody chunk of history… unfortunately… oh noooo… heheh…”
“Oof… might be a bit too bloody for me, thanks…” Volka mutters with an apologetic laugh.
“Th-that’s fine! That’s FINE!” Yelps the docent as she makes what you assume is some kind of wild, flailing hand gesture! “Th-there’s something for everyone here! T-trust me!” Snapping her claw, Cheetsi sends a conspiratorial stare your way! Guess Chytree can’t wink?
“H-how about DEMONS? We have an exhibit on them, too! Fierce, nasty creatures, those! Oof!”
“You forgot ‘PERFECT.” Grumbles Rezzie, earning another garbled series of squeaks from the kooky curator.
“I-I’m sure they are!” She sputters, sounding close to tears. “B-but… but how will you know until… until you see the exhibit!? OoOoOh…”
Rezalith turns to you with an unamused glare. “Can I eat this one?”
No, you groan, y-
“I-If taking a bite out of me will convince you to stay, then…” Cheetsi murmurs. Is she rolling up her sleeve!?
Okay, you’d better put a plug on this, and quick. Rezzie’s definitely considering the offer!
>We’ll just walk around ourselves, thanks!
>Mind if we grab the Teksoul?
>Would you be willing to show us around?
AND YOUR FIRST EXHIBIT:
>Umberal’s Foundation!
>Trimbault Academy and Magic!
>Rediscovering Umbera and The Finder War!
>The Skog Wars!
>Demons!
>Where’s the Gift Shop?
>Anything on (Write-In!)?
>The Exit! Bye!
“Oh, what DON’T we have!?!” The docent exclaims, eyes lighting up like floodlamps! “Th-there’s the exhibit detailing Umberal’s founding under the ancient Khorrozeh Empire, of course… with an actual CHUNK of Khorozzeh levitating architecture, no less! Oh, a-and a separate exhibit highlighting Trimbault Academy and magic as a whole… If more contemporary history is what you’re here for then we have ANOTHER exhibit detailing The Finder War and the events leading up to it including primary sources from the Chytree Mages AND Coalition Soldiers!”
Her gaze shifts over to Tzah-Tzie’s. “Y-your great, great, great grandfather might’ve fought in that one, l-little kit! H-heheh~”
“I’m not little.” Grumbles the Spinner, evoking a sound from the docent akin to a squeaky toy being boiled alive! “And I ain’t a kit.”
“O-of course not! Sincerest apologies, m-mistress!” You count about seven frantic bows before the Chytree continues. “A-and if you’re erm, ‘On the Warpath’ for… for WAR HISTORY, well, well there’s another exhibit on The Skog Wars as well… t-truly a bloody chunk of history… unfortunately… oh noooo… heheh…”
“Oof… might be a bit too bloody for me, thanks…” Volka mutters with an apologetic laugh.
“Th-that’s fine! That’s FINE!” Yelps the docent as she makes what you assume is some kind of wild, flailing hand gesture! “Th-there’s something for everyone here! T-trust me!” Snapping her claw, Cheetsi sends a conspiratorial stare your way! Guess Chytree can’t wink?
“H-how about DEMONS? We have an exhibit on them, too! Fierce, nasty creatures, those! Oof!”
“You forgot ‘PERFECT.” Grumbles Rezzie, earning another garbled series of squeaks from the kooky curator.
“I-I’m sure they are!” She sputters, sounding close to tears. “B-but… but how will you know until… until you see the exhibit!? OoOoOh…”
Rezalith turns to you with an unamused glare. “Can I eat this one?”
No, you groan, y-
“I-If taking a bite out of me will convince you to stay, then…” Cheetsi murmurs. Is she rolling up her sleeve!?
Okay, you’d better put a plug on this, and quick. Rezzie’s definitely considering the offer!
>We’ll just walk around ourselves, thanks!
>Mind if we grab the Teksoul?
>Would you be willing to show us around?
AND YOUR FIRST EXHIBIT:
>Umberal’s Foundation!
>Trimbault Academy and Magic!
>Rediscovering Umbera and The Finder War!
>The Skog Wars!
>Demons!
>Where’s the Gift Shop?
>Anything on (Write-In!)?
>The Exit! Bye!
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