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6/28/2025, 9:15:08 PM
>>936377849
it means you're the beta orbiter type
if you're actually a male feminist, you're a brainlet NPC, and you project feminism to try to simp your way into the beds of your female friends, but for all the positivity they might express to you for your "allyship," they're involuntarily and probably subconsciously disgusted by you sexually
you might be able to get one of them into bed while they're drunk, but they'll tell all their friends afterwards that you took advantage of them and you'll be branded a date rapist
in the meantime, you'll serve as an emotional tampon for them as they get railed by a series of better looking and more masculine men who won't commit to them who would laugh at the idea of being a feminist
if you hang around for long enough and make decent money, one of them might settle for you, but after an initial period of relatively frequent sex to secure your commitment, you'll end up begging for sex and getting it maybe once a month, or only on "special" days like Valentine's or your anniversary, and only if you pony up for a nice enough gift and evening out
eventually, you'll end up on r/deadbedrooms wondering where it all went wrong
it means you're the beta orbiter type
if you're actually a male feminist, you're a brainlet NPC, and you project feminism to try to simp your way into the beds of your female friends, but for all the positivity they might express to you for your "allyship," they're involuntarily and probably subconsciously disgusted by you sexually
you might be able to get one of them into bed while they're drunk, but they'll tell all their friends afterwards that you took advantage of them and you'll be branded a date rapist
in the meantime, you'll serve as an emotional tampon for them as they get railed by a series of better looking and more masculine men who won't commit to them who would laugh at the idea of being a feminist
if you hang around for long enough and make decent money, one of them might settle for you, but after an initial period of relatively frequent sex to secure your commitment, you'll end up begging for sex and getting it maybe once a month, or only on "special" days like Valentine's or your anniversary, and only if you pony up for a nice enough gift and evening out
eventually, you'll end up on r/deadbedrooms wondering where it all went wrong
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