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7/20/2025, 6:03:01 AM
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For fuck's sake, are you serious with this horseshit? You think anyone's buying this pathetic, try-hard tale of yours? It's like you Copy-pasted some half-baked, fantasies from a bad porn script and expected people to lap it up.
Listen, buddy, if you're gonna spin a yarn, at least put some effort into it. This reheated trash has been done to death. I mean, "Mom's boyfriend caught me jerking off and then helped me finish"? Give me a break. That's the most unoriginal, dime-a-dozen garbage I've ever heard.
You're 30? More like 13 and still stuck in puberty, judging by the quality of your fabrications. Newsflash, pal: nobody's impressed by your weak attempts to shock or titillate. It's like you're trying to equal some twisted sense of Internet notoriety by regurgitating the same tired, abuse-themed fantasies that every other attention-starved idiot spews out online.
And what's with the predictable, staple details? "Hooked after the first time", "fooled around for a week", "lost my virginity to him"? Fuck, man, can't you at least try to come up with something a little more creative? This is the narrative equivalent of playing "_parent's boyfriend is the corrupted abuser" Mad Libs. Just slot in the blanks and, voilà, another boring, untrue sob story.
And let me guess, "Mom never knew", right? Wow, how original. The classic "I was able to keep a two-year-long, clandestine relationship with my Mom's boyfriend a secret". Yeah, because that's exactly how real life works. You must be a real genius to have pulled off such a feat without anyone suspecting a thing.
Dude, next time you feel the urge to spew this kind of crap, do us all a favor and keep it to yourself. Because the only thing more exhausting than listening to your lie is how mind-numbingly stupid it sounds coming from someone pretending to be a woman. Get your own story, you hack.
For fuck's sake, are you serious with this horseshit? You think anyone's buying this pathetic, try-hard tale of yours? It's like you Copy-pasted some half-baked, fantasies from a bad porn script and expected people to lap it up.
Listen, buddy, if you're gonna spin a yarn, at least put some effort into it. This reheated trash has been done to death. I mean, "Mom's boyfriend caught me jerking off and then helped me finish"? Give me a break. That's the most unoriginal, dime-a-dozen garbage I've ever heard.
You're 30? More like 13 and still stuck in puberty, judging by the quality of your fabrications. Newsflash, pal: nobody's impressed by your weak attempts to shock or titillate. It's like you're trying to equal some twisted sense of Internet notoriety by regurgitating the same tired, abuse-themed fantasies that every other attention-starved idiot spews out online.
And what's with the predictable, staple details? "Hooked after the first time", "fooled around for a week", "lost my virginity to him"? Fuck, man, can't you at least try to come up with something a little more creative? This is the narrative equivalent of playing "_parent's boyfriend is the corrupted abuser" Mad Libs. Just slot in the blanks and, voilà, another boring, untrue sob story.
And let me guess, "Mom never knew", right? Wow, how original. The classic "I was able to keep a two-year-long, clandestine relationship with my Mom's boyfriend a secret". Yeah, because that's exactly how real life works. You must be a real genius to have pulled off such a feat without anyone suspecting a thing.
Dude, next time you feel the urge to spew this kind of crap, do us all a favor and keep it to yourself. Because the only thing more exhausting than listening to your lie is how mind-numbingly stupid it sounds coming from someone pretending to be a woman. Get your own story, you hack.
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