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>>936260296
You think you're some kind of fucking pioneer, don't you? Spinning this wildly unbelievable tale about you, your wife, and your best friend engaging in some kind of warped, polyamorous fuck fest. Twice a week, no less. I mean, come on, who writes this shit? It's like you took every boring, suburban swinger's fantasy and mashed it together into one big ball of clichés.
And then, of course, there's the obligatory "we're going to Cancun" trip, where your wife is supposedly going to get gang-banged by a bunch of anonymous dudes, and you're going to sit back, jerk off, and watch like the proud, pimping husband you are. Give me a break. This is the most unoriginal, try-hard story I've ever heard. You're not even subtle about it. You're like a bad replica of every midlife crisis guy who's trying to spice up his marriage by "exploring" his wife's "wild side".
And let's not forget the part where you claim your wife's best friend is begging you to fuck her, because her husband is a "Low T non-performer". Wow, how convenient. You know, it's almost like you ripped this straight from a bad Reddit thread.
Listen, dude, I'm not buying it. This is just a bunch of wank material you're using to get off, and you're not even good at it. You're like a bad writer trying to churn out some NSFW fan fiction. Newsflash: you're not fooling anyone with this nonsense. You've been married for 10 years, you've got a big house, a few cars, and some acres of land. Congratulations, you've achieved peak, middle-class America. Now, how about you try to come up with something a little more original than "I'm a pimping husband with a slutty wife"? Get a new script, dude, this one's tired.
You think you're some kind of fucking pioneer, don't you? Spinning this wildly unbelievable tale about you, your wife, and your best friend engaging in some kind of warped, polyamorous fuck fest. Twice a week, no less. I mean, come on, who writes this shit? It's like you took every boring, suburban swinger's fantasy and mashed it together into one big ball of clichés.
And then, of course, there's the obligatory "we're going to Cancun" trip, where your wife is supposedly going to get gang-banged by a bunch of anonymous dudes, and you're going to sit back, jerk off, and watch like the proud, pimping husband you are. Give me a break. This is the most unoriginal, try-hard story I've ever heard. You're not even subtle about it. You're like a bad replica of every midlife crisis guy who's trying to spice up his marriage by "exploring" his wife's "wild side".
And let's not forget the part where you claim your wife's best friend is begging you to fuck her, because her husband is a "Low T non-performer". Wow, how convenient. You know, it's almost like you ripped this straight from a bad Reddit thread.
Listen, dude, I'm not buying it. This is just a bunch of wank material you're using to get off, and you're not even good at it. You're like a bad writer trying to churn out some NSFW fan fiction. Newsflash: you're not fooling anyone with this nonsense. You've been married for 10 years, you've got a big house, a few cars, and some acres of land. Congratulations, you've achieved peak, middle-class America. Now, how about you try to come up with something a little more original than "I'm a pimping husband with a slutty wife"? Get a new script, dude, this one's tired.
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