>how dare you play a video game sparingly
>quit your job and play league for the next 24 hours

>Can you please start using someone else for your low effort namedrops? This isn't the first time you've disturbed my regal therapeutic naps with your disgusting frenetic cockroach-like energy but I'd really like for it to be the last time. Also how is that a substitute for what you're talking about you heinous cretin, I do this because I want to, because cumming hands-free on a BBC is the most liberating and fulfilling thing I've ever known. Use your brain for two seconds before slobbering my name onto your keyboard for a crumb of my attention that you clearly crave

>you didnt play that champion
yes i did
>you dont even have 20 games on them
yes i do, look, i have 300k mastery
>okay well you didnt play THAT champion, what about them they're lower on your list
yes i did, they have 200k
>okay well you didnt play THAT champion, what about them they're lower on your list
yes i did, they have 100k
>okay well you didnt play THAT champion, what about them they're lower on your list
yeah i only had like 70k on them, i picked them up after my last main got rew-
>aHA!!!!! I KNEW IT! YOU ARE A FAKE FUCKING MAIN BIG LINCOLN! IF YOU DIDN'T PLAY EVERY CHAMPION YOU'VE EVER HOVERED IN CHAMP SELECT FOR 1000 GAMES A SEASON SINCE SEASON 1 THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

>G-Gulp! It's Pantheon, and he's got ignite!!! I better play safe, and wait for my jungler...

>rework... good!