>hurr durrm it's da simpz!!!!
Simps are a symptom of hoeflation. In previous times they'd already be married to one of their local girls, but now even the fatties and fuglies won't settle for anything less than a gigachad.
Most guys are invisible to modern femoids, and for many of them sending money to these OF whores in the hope that their existence will be acknowledged is the only way they can cope.