Eastern spirituality is just an explanation of actual Hell, which is just constantly reincarnating on this gay Earth but slightly more brown each time (melanin = sulfur concentration).

>POV its you toiling away in Satan's maze (Samsara)

That's why Yoga is for homos who enjoy the bondage of this mortal coil. The serpent of temptation is Kundalini. The Tree of Knowledge is Kabbalah. Do not eat of the fruit, do not be beguiled by pretty colors and woo woo shit. Christ is king.