>get home from a long, Supremely Comfy four-day weekend excursion in the Best Comfy Midwest, and back to my Best Comfy Midwest state home
>ignored /ptg/, /pol/, 4c, and everything else...most importantly jews, niggers, mongrels, etc.
>find out Blimpf bombed Iran
>on Caturday, of all fucking days
>well, Caturday in America, anyway
>bombing was a bunch of gay, fake, faggoty jewish theater
>Iran 'responds' by sending six missiles toward a U.S. base in Qatar in the past hour, the same number of bombs Blimpf dropped on Iran...or whatever the fuck the number was/is
>it's also all gay, fake, faggoty jewish theater the U.S. knew about beforehand
>Netanyahu head still hasn't been decapitated and used as a soccer ball by giggling, joyful Palestinian children

So I really haven't missed anything, then, because Nothing Ever Happens, all hail the great, powerful, and wise Chuddha...so is it Caturday yet?