>>510318934
>hey schlomo, I need you to create a fake religion to control the goyim
<sure thing rabbi nosenstien, what should it be about?
>who cares? Just make sure the central figure is the perfect man so that they will listen to what he says. Make him God incarnate.
<okay, anything else rabbi?
>yeah, make sure he calls us the synagogue of Satan. Like, we were Satan-spawned liars and such. Also make us responsible for killing him unjustly.
<wh-why, rabbi?
>lol, dunno