Hey, psssst, champ, there are no more bullish news left. Time to sell

Mumus, how about you take some profits before the fabled golden bear run commences tomorrow at 7PM EST?

JUST IN: US House fails to advance Crypto Genius Act, Clarity Act & Anti‑CBDC Act.

If it looks like the rally cooled down, it is because it did cool down. What's coming next is a massive dump because one Bitcoin is really not worth 121k dollars but more like 10k dollars.

What goes up, goes down - twice as hard

The USA might declare bankrupty. Do what you wish with this information

Senate just passed BBB (Big Beautiful Bill). You know what that means, don't cha?

The BBB (Big Beautiful Bill) won't pass. You know that, don't cha? And what happens after that, well I earn tons and tons of money

>Oh hawdy yall grab yourself a drink
>May your Vaal orbs have interesting results

Tonight the U.S. will enter Iran with all its might. I am very selfish and hate telling other people how to make money but today I feel generous and now is the time to load your shorts.

Enjoy!