I'll be going to a wedding of my two good friends. I'm not the type of person to go to weddings, so this in an exception, because I like those two folks dearly. However, I'm autistic and they always knew that.
How much pony merch can one wear and still look acceptable on such occasion? Should I become the anon from My Little Ties pasta? Would (You) go further? Give me a look to steal, /merch/. Assume not great physique, but at least tall enough.