Dang ol' man I tell you what that's the whole dang problem right there man Sonic used to be this cultural juggernaut man inspiring clones and taking up them gaming magazine covers man whoop whoop but now he just merchandise king I tell you what

Man like you said dang ol' videogames are "nerd shit" to them suits man comics are "faggot shit" but merchandise man that's where the money at I tell you what Sonic still curbstomps other mascots cept Mario but man at what cost you know what I'm sayin'

Dang ol' thing is man Sonic being "free as the wind" comes with consequences man if he just licensing himself out to every mobile kusoge and energy drink man that whole freedom thing kinda loses its meaning I tell you what becomes just corporate mascot with attitude man

Man I tell you what used to be Sonic stood face to face with Mario man revolutionary platformer games but now he face of shitty games and astronomically retarded degenerates man eating up modernshit like dirty swine at the bargain bin whoop

Dang ol' self-sabotage man that's what it is I tell you what Sonic never gets the sales or respect of franchise that should be that big cause they just whoring him out to whoever waves cash around man quality control what's that man

Yeah man movienic replacing gamenic traits over time man public perception influencing how he portrayed in media man that way worse than having some depth to the character I tell you what dang ol' Hello Kitty with attitude exactly right man