>HEY I SAW YOU WERE FLIRTING WITH MY EX-WIFE
>DONT FORGET ME! YOUR EGGS-HUSBAND!!!!
>NO...? ONKEY DONKEY SAY HI TO KRIS FOR ME (she doesnt do this)
>PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME FREE PICKLES MAN, PLEASE GOD. WILL SHE EVER LOVE ME AGAIN, GUY THAT JUST MOVED HERE 2 DAYS AGO?
>this same guy later fucks his wife so loud that his kid is tormented by it
The most pathetic cuck to ever exist in a YIIK-like RPG. You just KNOW he's not going to lay a finger on sans next chapter.