Oh yeah also

Do you use drugs? Does she use drugs? Do you have a criminal record? Are you on the sex offender registry? Has your wife ever served on a jury? Is your wife a judge? Is she a doctor? What sports did she play in highschool? Was she fat in highschool? How fat? Is your wife black? Are you black are your children going to be black? What kind of hair do you have? Is it frizzy or silky smooth? Does she bathe regularly? Do you play the lottery? Does she? Does she gamble? Does she have a lot of friends?

Thanks