Which of these frat bros do you think has the highest body count?

These frat bros are trying to raise money by renting themselves out for odd jobs. Who would you hire and for what?

My son’s frat bros are trying to settle a debate. Which one do you think gets the most action? And (if you’re a woman) which one would you take home from the bar?

My son’s frat bros are trying to settle a bet. Which one do you think gets the most action?