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7/9/2025, 10:07:45 PM
>JUMPING GYROS...!!! I-IS THAT YOU... S-S-S-S-SUPER MARIO?!?!?!?!?!
>OH GOD PLEASE DON'T SODOMIZE MY CITY LEVEL SHITTER I BEG OF YOU!!!!
>I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE AFTER HAVING ALL OF SON GOKU'S ENEMIES BEFORE DEMON KING PICCOLO RAILING MY USELESS SPHINCTER!!!
>EVEN THE ONES THAT DIED GOT TO TAKE TURNS AND IT STILL HURT MY POOPER A LOT!!!!
>HUUUUUHHHH?!?!?!?!?! YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T EVEN PLANNING TO GO ANYWHERE NEAR MY BROKEN RING IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!?! AND THAT AFTER HEARING ABOUT ALL THAT YOU WOULDN'T EVEN ENTERTAIN THE IDEA AT ALL?!?!?!?!?!?!
>(F-FUCK!!!!!!! I ACTUALLY WOULDN'T MIND SOME NORMAL DICKING AFTER ALL THE ROTTING CORPSES I HAD TO FUCK!!!!!!!)
>INSTEAD YOU WANTED ME TO KNOW THAT ALL YOUR EXPERIENCE HANDLING STARS TECHNICALLY PUTS YOU ABOVE MY MOST IMPRESSIVE FEAT, WHICH WAS DESTROYING A MOON?!?!?!?!?!!??!
>YOU ALSO WANTED ME TO KNOW THAT MULTIPLE BLACK HOLES DIDN'T AFFECT YOU EVEN IF YOU GOT CLOSE TO ONE?!?!?!?!?! I COULDN'T EVEN OUTRUN THE ONE BLACK HOLE I CAME ACROSS, AND RUNNING IS WHAT I DO BEST!!!!!!!!
>HUUUUUUUUUUUUH?!?!?!?! YOU'RE ALSO TELLING ME THAT YOUR IMPRESSIVE STRENGTH WAS ENOUGH TO WOO MY [best female friend] AMY ROSE?!?!?!?!
>YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO PUT ANY EFFORT INTO IT AND THAT JUST BEING AROUND HER WAS ENOUGH TO MAKE HER FALL HEAD OVER HEELS FOR YOU?!?!?!?!
>YOU'RE ALSO SAYING THAT SHE JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE HANGING OUT WITH MY PROUD LESBIAN FRIENDS WHISPER AND TANGLE WHEN THIS WENT DOWN AND THAT NOW THEY'RE OBSESSED WITH YOUR COCK AS WELL INSTEAD OF WITH EACH OTHER?!?!?!?!
>YOU WANTED TO LET ME KNOW ABOUT THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE I NEVER MADE A MOVE ON ANY OF THEM AND DIDN'T WANT TO HURT MY FEELINGS IF I FOUND OUT ON MY OWN?!?!?!?!?!?!
>F-F-FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!! YOU'RE S-S-S-S-SUCH A G-G-G-G-G-G-GOOD FRIEND!!!!!!
>OH GOD PLEASE DON'T SODOMIZE MY CITY LEVEL SHITTER I BEG OF YOU!!!!
>I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE AFTER HAVING ALL OF SON GOKU'S ENEMIES BEFORE DEMON KING PICCOLO RAILING MY USELESS SPHINCTER!!!
>EVEN THE ONES THAT DIED GOT TO TAKE TURNS AND IT STILL HURT MY POOPER A LOT!!!!
>HUUUUUHHHH?!?!?!?!?! YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T EVEN PLANNING TO GO ANYWHERE NEAR MY BROKEN RING IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!?! AND THAT AFTER HEARING ABOUT ALL THAT YOU WOULDN'T EVEN ENTERTAIN THE IDEA AT ALL?!?!?!?!?!?!
>(F-FUCK!!!!!!! I ACTUALLY WOULDN'T MIND SOME NORMAL DICKING AFTER ALL THE ROTTING CORPSES I HAD TO FUCK!!!!!!!)
>INSTEAD YOU WANTED ME TO KNOW THAT ALL YOUR EXPERIENCE HANDLING STARS TECHNICALLY PUTS YOU ABOVE MY MOST IMPRESSIVE FEAT, WHICH WAS DESTROYING A MOON?!?!?!?!?!!??!
>YOU ALSO WANTED ME TO KNOW THAT MULTIPLE BLACK HOLES DIDN'T AFFECT YOU EVEN IF YOU GOT CLOSE TO ONE?!?!?!?!?! I COULDN'T EVEN OUTRUN THE ONE BLACK HOLE I CAME ACROSS, AND RUNNING IS WHAT I DO BEST!!!!!!!!
>HUUUUUUUUUUUUH?!?!?!?! YOU'RE ALSO TELLING ME THAT YOUR IMPRESSIVE STRENGTH WAS ENOUGH TO WOO MY [best female friend] AMY ROSE?!?!?!?!
>YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO PUT ANY EFFORT INTO IT AND THAT JUST BEING AROUND HER WAS ENOUGH TO MAKE HER FALL HEAD OVER HEELS FOR YOU?!?!?!?!
>YOU'RE ALSO SAYING THAT SHE JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE HANGING OUT WITH MY PROUD LESBIAN FRIENDS WHISPER AND TANGLE WHEN THIS WENT DOWN AND THAT NOW THEY'RE OBSESSED WITH YOUR COCK AS WELL INSTEAD OF WITH EACH OTHER?!?!?!?!
>YOU WANTED TO LET ME KNOW ABOUT THIS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE I NEVER MADE A MOVE ON ANY OF THEM AND DIDN'T WANT TO HURT MY FEELINGS IF I FOUND OUT ON MY OWN?!?!?!?!?!?!
>F-F-FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!! YOU'RE S-S-S-S-SUCH A G-G-G-G-G-G-GOOD FRIEND!!!!!!
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