LONG AGO IN A DISTANT CRIB,
I, GOKU, THE BED-SHITTING MASTER OF DIAPERS,
UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE DOODIE!!

BUT, A FOOLISH SAIYAN PRINCE WEDDED TO
A LOVELY QUEEN REFUSED TO CHANGE ME.

BEFORE THE DOOR BEHIND HIM SHUT,
I TORE OPEN MY SMELLY DIAPER AND FLUNG IT INTO THE KITCHEN,
WHERE MY SHIT SMEARED THE WALL!

NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO HIS QUEEN,
AND IGNORE THE FOULNESS THAT IS MY POO!