“You’re progressive in one way but you’re still making that fucking backward story of seven dwarves living in the cave. What the fuck are you doing, man? Have I done nothing to advance the cause from my soapbox? I guess I’m not loud enough." said actor Peter Dinklage, sitting atop a giant toadstool in his home in the echanted forest. Dinklage only agreed to the interview after asking a series of riddles and making us accomplish 3 seemingly impossible tasks