Champion of fucking Group B, this is bullshit.
Easiest wins of my life, too, the last game lasted 5 turns. Sword lasted 5 turns too (I went second, traded his shit, buffed my shit and he couldn't trade my damaged followers), only portal game went to turn 6 (since I ignored his evolved follower and he couldn't kill the buffed 1/1>5/5 whip which is uncommon as fuck, he tried to out damage me generating the 4/4 artifact, I killed the artifact with dragon, traded that other bitch that generated the artifact then traded the last follower with the whip, next turn he couldn't generate the aoe artifact neither kill the damaged whip, so he went with the bitch+single ward, I used the amulet to bypass the ward and went whip forte to his face).
Meanwhile, I couldn't qualify to fucking group A finals because motherfuckers would get perfect curve while I would brick, even the mulligan would brick. I couldn't get to play before now I got to play because it's fucking group B, if I had whale'd up and bought those odds for sure I'd be group A champion without even trying in this shit.