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6/12/2025, 4:20:07 PM
>Squigly has everyone do a practice funeral for her so, in the event she does drop over again, everyone is ready
>Eulogies are to be at least 15 minutes each and contain some level of emotional display (short of jumping on her casket)
>There's a catering company that specializes in genuine Italian food that is on stand-by the second Squigly hits the floor
>Filia, Carol, Peacock, and Marie have to go casket shopping with Squigly and Leviathan, both of whom critique everything from the inlining to the wood it's built with
>Dress code will be strictly enforced. They'll know if anyone comes in casual clothes, they just will. Leviathan will throttle anyone who shows up in khaki shorts.
>There's talk of just moving her into an empty mausoleum and while Squigly appreciates the style and space the rent on one of those is enough to kill her twice over
>Eulogies are to be at least 15 minutes each and contain some level of emotional display (short of jumping on her casket)
>There's a catering company that specializes in genuine Italian food that is on stand-by the second Squigly hits the floor
>Filia, Carol, Peacock, and Marie have to go casket shopping with Squigly and Leviathan, both of whom critique everything from the inlining to the wood it's built with
>Dress code will be strictly enforced. They'll know if anyone comes in casual clothes, they just will. Leviathan will throttle anyone who shows up in khaki shorts.
>There's talk of just moving her into an empty mausoleum and while Squigly appreciates the style and space the rent on one of those is enough to kill her twice over
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