I need a bear hug from a fat and hairy guy. I also need a few other things but then it wouldn't be very wholesome if i said it right now.

I need to slap a fat and hairy man in the ass.

Why does praise feel so good? Whenever my boyfriend does that unprompted i feel like i'm about to burst, in my pants and everywhere else.

I love fat and hairy guys so much. Every time i see one in public i just want to throw myself at them.