I have been going to the toilet all day and my poop turned chocolate and it did not smell like poop, but it was because I ate chocolate sponge and I do not think it agreed with me and the same with the mayo because I had too much of it from an ownbrand that is very expensive for what they offer, now I know that I cannot have the chocolate sponge again and will move back to my usual fair.

I am feeling better as the day goes on as my digestive system ploughs through the sponge, ham and chicken I have eaten , that I have downed with more than 1.5l of flavored sparkling water (not the kind, with the assflame or asscflame), and it does not have any of the bad ones like the two listed above.

Getting back the topic in hand, I really think the spongecake was delicious and nice and light compared to what ever i have had recently but it could of had, all a woman has to do is ask but they don't, forgive me that tangent, as I was saying the spongecake would be nicer the cream was a bit more present and with a nice delicious thick (or thicc if you prefer) layer of raspberry jam as I feel that would match and contrast well with the chocolate while being different to the usual choice of strawberry.

Yet I fail to see how any of this relates to the implied threat of the OP's picrel that, if you do not get a woman pregant that you will be a homeless bum.